jim@chickenrun 9:42 Sat Jun 24
things yer dad used to say!
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Long gone now my old man,bless him....
But here are some of his sayings I still use sometimes.
Go an boil her head!.
Black as Newgate's knocker!
You snotty welp!
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wanstead_hammer
12:36 Mon Jul 3
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More chance of finding rocking horse shit in Mile End rd.
In and out like a fiddlers elbow.
Nursing their drinks
What, you had a provident cheque out?
He's a bit slow in coming forward
The blind leading the blind
He likes being this side of the ramp
Sitting there in their ivory tower
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Bouncing Ludo
11:54 Mon Jul 3
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Don't do as I do, do as I say
Do you want it now or when you get it
I played football there
I refereed there
I built that
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Aalborg Hammer
11:23 Mon Jul 3
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Not my Dad but my best mate Pauls'...Paul would sit with his Dad after work some nights when he had his dinner...the old man was ex-army and Paul had followed his Dad into the Marines...after years of different opinions and arguments, Paul was getting married the next day.The old man stood up,put his hand on his son's shoulder and said "You know, son, the older you get,the cleverer the old man is"
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violator
11:09 Mon Jul 3
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Cowson
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Aalborg Hammer
10:16 Mon Jul 3
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"Where's my pipe??" and he used to call Mum "Ducks"
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wanstead_hammer
11:19 Sun Jul 2
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Yeh, alrite mate, don't call us......
Another Wally nose (for any front wheel on the telly).
Clear off where you live
Keep yer trap shut/less of the bunny
He who hesitates, is lost
All the hens were in the corner.
The coalman pats him on the head
So who are you, the back up unit?
We didn't go that far for our holiday (if someone says they're from anywhere except Bethnal Green)
Pick us a winner
It's alright mate No-ones ever froze to death on a train/bus (if someone looks or says something when he opens the windows).
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Headtheball
8:42 Sun Jul 2
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When as a kid faced with a plate of unappealing food at dinner my father used to say to all of us 'Hunger is the best sauce'.
Everytime we turned our nose up on some rubbish food 'Hunger is the best sauce'.
Funny thing was that when my kids were younger I used this saying a few times to get them to eat their food.
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charleyfarley
8:07 Sun Jul 2
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When getting angry my old man used to say
Fuck and blind it
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IsaacHock
6:05 Sun Jul 2
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To describe confusion:-
He don't know whether to have a shit or haircut.
On sex (I am one of two kids):-
Tried it twice, didn't like it.
Whenever I had friends over, he would deliberately call my friend by the wrong name, to facilitate the following joke:-
(Talking to James) Alright Rob? Isaac was telling me that your mate Jim has admitted being a bender. Were you shocked? None of us were.
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Alwaysaniron
5:09 Sun Jul 2
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"Tuppney hapney hambone"
"Punch up the brisket"
"Brains of a rocking horse"
"Pain the the proverbial"
Anyone would think he'd been a butcher based on the references.
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Babelman
4:39 Sun Jul 2
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my old man used to say that "your dick will draw you further than it can lead you "
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icwhs
1:21 Sun Jul 2
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The last cunt hasn't been born yet boy
A few are born everyday
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wanstead_hammer
10:26 Sun Jul 2
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Or "a paper hat and a whistle"
Or "what dyou want, a medal?"
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chim chim cha boo
5:45 Sun Jul 2
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Me: 'dad, I came top of the class in my art report' (or something similar).
Dad: *looks totally unimpressed* 'what do you want, a Tuffty badge'?
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jim@chickenrun
10:23 Sat Jul 1
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You dirty a-rab!
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Tomsdad
10:02 Sat Jul 1
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Don't spoil the ship for ha'penny of tar!
Old matlo.
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Irish Hammer
9:54 Sat Jul 1
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"Say nothing to the long haired ones"
His life long mantra ! 'Tell the women nothing son and you'll be alright'
:)
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Far Cough
9:31 Sat Jul 1
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Made it all the way through the 70s without getting diddled.
Arfage
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Nurse Ratched
9:20 Sat Jul 1
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"It's not the cough
That carries you off
It's the coffin they carry you off -in"
The twit.
He used to sing silly ancient music hall songs to the exasperation of my mum. "I'm a little prairie flower, growing wilder every hour. Aaaaand nobody cares to cultivate meeeeeeee. For I'm as wild as wild can be"
Also 'I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch'. Before I was old enough to understand the significance of onions causing tears, that song made me weep because I thought the petunia was crying out of LONELINESS.
Christ, I was a stupid kid. Ugly, too. Made it all the way through the 70s without getting diddled.
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chim chim cha boo
8:11 Sat Jul 1
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Strange you should say that South Bank but my old man called me Ant or Boysie. Anthony is my middle name and Boysie you'd think was generic but he was the only one ever called me either of those names.
Lost him last Christmas.
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pdbis
8:05 Sat Jul 1
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Don't come running to me if you break your leg.
If you don't eat your dinner you won't get any pudding.
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